Me on a rainy day consuming all the acid precipitation, getting my wet deposition
Tried to type out
"I love simultaneously"
but Apple corrected it to
"I live simultaneously"
"I love simultaneously"
but Apple corrected it to
"I live simultaneously"
Me screaming "I JUST WANT TO FUCK THE TACO BELL SOCIAL MEDIA INTERN"
at my friend who is just trying to have a chill time eating Doritos
on the couch
at my friend who is just trying to have a chill time eating Doritos
on the couch
How to kill
2 birds 1 stone
2 cups 1 girl
2 stones 1 bird
2 girls 1 cup
2 birds 1 girl
2 girls 1 stone
2 cups 1 bird
2 stones 1 girl
2 birds 1 cup
2 girls 1 bird
2 cups 1 stone
2 birds 1 stone
2 cups 1 girl
2 stones 1 bird
2 girls 1 cup
2 birds 1 girl
2 girls 1 stone
2 cups 1 bird
2 stones 1 girl
2 birds 1 cup
2 girls 1 bird
2 cups 1 stone
Me bopping to the phrase “damn bitch who hurt you?”
69 times in the past 2 minutes
69 times in the past 2 minutes
Me @ my anxiety about my knife dilemma
Me bopping to the phrase “damn bitch who hurt you?”
69 times in the past 2 minutes
69 times in the past 2 minutes
I used to imagine telling ppl that
I’m two types of “bi” but I can’t
do that cuz I am actually just a pan
I’m two types of “bi” but I can’t
do that cuz I am actually just a pan
Me bopping to the phrase “damn bitch who hurt you?”
69 times in the past 2 minutes
69 times in the past 2 minutes
You: come over to my house
Me: I can’t I’m working
You: I’m doing arts and crafts
Me:
Me: I can’t I’m working
You: I’m doing arts and crafts
Me:
I will not flirt with the customer who is asking if her big ass looks good in the gingham rayon pants
I will not flirt with the customer who is asking if her big ass looks good in the gingham rayon pants
I will not flirt with the customer who is asking if her big ass looks good in the gingham rayon pants
I will not flirt with the customer who is asking if her big ass looks good in the gingham rayon pants
I will not flirt with the customer who is asking if her big ass looks good in the gingham rayon pants
Me: I'm a venture capitalist
Them: o rlly?
Me: yes. I play with money till it becomes so ultimately enticing
to everyone else that they want to stick it in their holes.
Them: you can't rlly consume capital thru ur anus.
Me: it is not about consumption, it is about the destruction of capital.
Them: huh?
Me: you see I'm on a mission. We all stuff out bodies with
enough bread and then...
To be continued.
Them: o rlly?
Me: yes. I play with money till it becomes so ultimately enticing
to everyone else that they want to stick it in their holes.
Them: you can't rlly consume capital thru ur anus.
Me: it is not about consumption, it is about the destruction of capital.
Them: huh?
Me: you see I'm on a mission. We all stuff out bodies with
enough bread and then...
To be continued.
I'm bound by irreparable forms of resistance.
This is a white flag on a walk and I will kill.
Every day a hair dryer video appears is another day without my anti-dumb bitch juice pills.
Reblog this for a surprise visit at night
This is a white flag on a walk and I will kill.
Every day a hair dryer video appears is another day without my anti-dumb bitch juice pills.
Reblog this for a surprise visit at night
The conspiracy around the word "moist" is a living meme.
I learned the word "cunt" when it spit violently out of my father's mouth towards my mother's direction.
I lived laughed loved my way into a fucking coma
My airdrop is always open
All I wanted was to squirt blood in your mouth. All I wanted. That’s all.
Overheard conversation
"Don't meet your girl at a bar. My ex-wife is a whore and I met her at a bar. We had group sex on our wedding night... And I wasn't participating."
LMAO
"Don't meet your girl at a bar. My ex-wife is a whore and I met her at a bar. We had group sex on our wedding night... And I wasn't participating."
LMAO
But srsly tho, stop trying to make fetch happen.
Have a good gay!
Have a good gay!
I sewed two legs of jeans together to make a long jean noodle.
Wearing it around my neck as a scarf I imagined your long jean legs squeezing
my neck as I went down. The rug attached to the split of the
jean noodle. I slurp your Baja Blast TM rug juice.
Inebriated by the drunken high that is my withdrawal.
I fuck myself in and I have sweet dreams.
Wearing it around my neck as a scarf I imagined your long jean legs squeezing
my neck as I went down. The rug attached to the split of the
jean noodle. I slurp your Baja Blast TM rug juice.
Inebriated by the drunken high that is my withdrawal.
I fuck myself in and I have sweet dreams.
You're just a moist panopticon haircut waiting to happen.
High and fucking in the shower at the sex club.
Afterwards I sit on the couch watching a 70s porno as Cardi B puts
a blanket over my naked body.
Afterwards I sit on the couch watching a 70s porno as Cardi B puts
a blanket over my naked body.
Who else wants to kill Bill today?
An exhibition of my close friends list, where only one person is added to the list.
A performative dm thru images and thoughts without any
need for reciprocation. This person is not even a close friend.
You just feel the need to give them a show.
Exhibitionism at its finest.
I have no need for this sad blog.
A performative dm thru images and thoughts without any
need for reciprocation. This person is not even a close friend.
You just feel the need to give them a show.
Exhibitionism at its finest.
I have no need for this sad blog.
Her: *wraps Dolce and Gabbana jeans around neck* did you
know that if you put the jeans around your neck and the
ends touch they will fit?
Me: oh so as if your jeans choked you
Her: only when they're off
know that if you put the jeans around your neck and the
ends touch they will fit?
Me: oh so as if your jeans choked you
Her: only when they're off
Customer: is the store separated by Men's and Women's Clothing? Or is it all unisex?
Me: unfortunately we market the binary, but if you don't care everything is unisex.
Customer: cool
Me: unfortunately we market the binary, but if you don't care everything is unisex.
Customer: cool
Horse camp taught me dom-sub relationships.
Horse camp gave me mommy issues more than my own mother did.
Horse camp emotionally dommed me out of 1st place.
Horse camp let run away from social anxiety.
Horse camp popped my cherry.
Horse camp connected me to the first openly out lesbian I would know.
Horse camp gave me hope.
Horse camp gave me mommy issues more than my own mother did.
Horse camp emotionally dommed me out of 1st place.
Horse camp let run away from social anxiety.
Horse camp popped my cherry.
Horse camp connected me to the first openly out lesbian I would know.
Horse camp gave me hope.
Me: who would you want to sponsor you?
Him: Porsche. I love their cars. I would be able to live fashionably in a rlly nice car.
Me: ...
Him: who would you want to sponsor you?
Me: my landlord
Him: huh?
Me: so I would’t have to pay rent bitch
Him: Porsche. I love their cars. I would be able to live fashionably in a rlly nice car.
Me: ...
Him: who would you want to sponsor you?
Me: my landlord
Him: huh?
Me: so I would’t have to pay rent bitch
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ObMiGtOeMmGeO
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OgMoGaOwMaGyO
(BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
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ObMiGtOeMmGeO
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(BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Just to let you know this dm convo made me rlly… overcook my pasta
Me: yeah I did it with a screwdriver once
Them: from 1 to screwdriver to 10 how am I
Me: I imagine using your butt plug as a doorknob
Them: how good am I
Me: let’s put a blow dryer up your ass and find out
Them: but how good am I
Me: I’ll fill your ass with air until you explode
Them: but butt
Me: that’s what it means to blow you dry
Them: from 1 to screwdriver to 10 how am I
Me: I imagine using your butt plug as a doorknob
Them: how good am I
Me: let’s put a blow dryer up your ass and find out
Them: but how good am I
Me: I’ll fill your ass with air until you explode
Them: but butt
Me: that’s what it means to blow you dry
Certain words in my mouth just don’t quite fit.
That’s why I use simple words, small words, dumb words, sweet words.
Elucidate me with your sweet fine dumb words
That’s why I use simple words, small words, dumb words, sweet words.
Elucidate me with your sweet fine dumb words
Potluck stripper
If I die I want to be buried in this outfit.
I want this to be my ghost outfit.
Haunt ppl in this outfit.
A giant long sweatshirt person.
Pls don’t let my mom pick out my death outfit.
What kind of fabrics are best for death outfits?
I just want to be a long sweatshirt.
Gray heathered and solid marmalade.
Gimme some of those ugly running shoes that euro bitches used to wear ironically
back in 2014. The ones with the fabric mesh holes. ASICS, but generic.
They pretend to occupy the dress of extremism, but it falls short in the
privilege of their $400 slacks.
Replaced by Balenciagas, I weep.
I want this to be my ghost outfit.
Haunt ppl in this outfit.
A giant long sweatshirt person.
Pls don’t let my mom pick out my death outfit.
What kind of fabrics are best for death outfits?
I just want to be a long sweatshirt.
Gray heathered and solid marmalade.
Gimme some of those ugly running shoes that euro bitches used to wear ironically
back in 2014. The ones with the fabric mesh holes. ASICS, but generic.
They pretend to occupy the dress of extremism, but it falls short in the
privilege of their $400 slacks.
Replaced by Balenciagas, I weep.
We all sat in a circle.
Legs touching just enough that we didn’t have to scream.
Passing around a book we read each part.
On my turn I read very slowly.
Have you ever seen those videos of girls reading while they are sitting on a vibrator until they orgasm?
It was like that except nothing was inside of me.
I slowly spit out words until I don’t even know what the sentence was,
but I bursted out “I DONT WANT TO FUCK JESUS!!!”
Then I ran to the kitchen and started talking
about monkeys climbing trees with someone.
Legs touching just enough that we didn’t have to scream.
Passing around a book we read each part.
On my turn I read very slowly.
Have you ever seen those videos of girls reading while they are sitting on a vibrator until they orgasm?
It was like that except nothing was inside of me.
I slowly spit out words until I don’t even know what the sentence was,
but I bursted out “I DONT WANT TO FUCK JESUS!!!”
Then I ran to the kitchen and started talking
about monkeys climbing trees with someone.
Find yourself a person with long hands and nail extensions
who rlly knows how to use them
Shits great
who rlly knows how to use them
Shits great