An excerpt from my series of fake emails with Hilary Clinton a.k.a.
the reason why she didn't share her emails to the public.
(Note: I don't feel like sharing the whole thing cuz it just gets too
personal and trauma blah blah related.)





Dear Hilary,
You're a stone butch for sure. I can tell. I bet you don't tell Bill about
your escapades with Yoko. Could we keep us a secret too? Do you
fuck Bill in the ass? I discovered when you stick a finger in the ass
and give a bj at the same time they feel like they are in a constant
orgasm. How do you feel about Monica Lewinski? Would you fuck her
too? There is a weird feeling I had about it. You don't seem monogamous
with Bill considering Yoko...
Looking forward! Kim
Dear Kim,
I feel like I suffer with anxiety. My whole entire personality as a politician
is a sham. I rely on social media consultants. They tell me to say,
"I'm chillin in Cedar Rapids" and stuff like "I got hot sauce in my bag."
God I just want to be loved by everyone. I just want to be president so
bad, ya know? I guess it's not about being loved so much as just
achieving my dream. I have lived through Bill all these years, I just
want to satisfy myself. Have you ever seen the first Black Mirror
episode? Monica was the pig that stopped our monogamy. Bill and I
never fucked after that. It's really shameful, but tru.
Looking forward! Hilary
Dear Hilary,
God I hate that episode. That was the first Black Mirror episode I saw
and couldn't watch the rest of the series for a while. I was scared as
hell. There is something so manipulative there I just can't put my
finger on it. Ya know? Mhm.
Looking forward! Kim